GIRL, YOU LOOK LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS…

…said this random, drunk dude to me this morning. He then added: - That’s a compliment. 

So I’m assuming he’s referring to old-Britney, when she still had hair and Nick Carter. 

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I totally forgot that Britney once had a hunk like Justin Timberlake. My bad.

Anyways… It’s Friday evening and Carin’s making an omelette. I don’t care for omelette, so I gently declined her humble dinner plans and turned to an old Lays chips family sized bag. Yum with soft, salty chips… Sigh. Does this explain the Friday evenings plans?