A JORDAN BUM?

The other day I got all the ish together at the Social Security Office, so I wont be whining about it in here any more.
Saw a bum with these fly Jordans on the bus back to work. No food on the plate, but tasty shoes on his feet. I thought he was the coolest bum ever, mostly because he chose to spend his earnings on some sweet shoes, instead of lunch. But that’s when he got out the knife and started cutting away the alarm that was still attached… Unnecessary story! I just got done with cleaning my room and washing all my clothes! It smells of lemon and fabric softener. And it sparkles. You’d be proud Mom!